They opened the cupboard that had all our jewellery
A family from the city returned
from a vacation in Ooty to find their house burgled and 220 sovereigns of gold
jewellery and Rs. 24.5 lakh stolen.
This is the biggest burglary in Chennai in recent times.
On Sunday morning, 65-year-old Chairman Sami,Promotional keychains keep your company logo on the mind of your custom keychain they go. a wholesale grains and groundnuts merchant,we sell dry cabinet and different kind of laboratory equipment in us. arrived at his house in Tondiarpet around 1.15 a.m. Sami and his family had been away on a holiday since Wednesday.
The two-storey house is on Pandalai Salai near Tondiarpet market. The family resides on the first and second floors, while the ground floor is used as a godown
“We opened the front door and went inside. Only when I went to the second floor did I realise that the house had been burgled. Grains were spilled everywhere and all the clothes had been thrown out of the cupboards,” said Mr. Sami.
According to police, the burglars gained entry through the terrace. They forced open the terrace door to the second floor, and then broke the locks of a few other grill doors to gain access to the living area.
“Before I left for Ooty, I locked all the cupboards and then placed the keys in a box and locked it. I then kept the box in a cupboard and locked that too,” said Mr. Sami.
The burglars however, broke open the cupboard that contained the keys.
“They opened the cupboard that had all our jewellery and looted everything. I had kept over 20 sovereigns of jewellery and Rs. 21 lakh in another cupboard, but thankfully that was not touched,” Mr. Sami added.
Police said they believed someone who knew the house and its residents had committed the crime.
“We usually sleep only after 1 a.m., and I often sleep on the terrace. I get up twice in the night to check all the locks. The crime has to have been committed by someone who knew we were not at home,” said Mr. Sami.
Police sniffer dogs and fingerprint experts were pressed into service. However, a police officer said, “The burglars have washed the entire house with water to ensure they left no fingerprints behind.”
“Why should they?” I asked. “After all, 50 per cent of the population are of below average intelligence and, as I am sure you are aware, average intelligence is really not very bright. So 24 per cent of people are in the bottom half of the intellectually sub-standard, which is hardly rocket science quality. So not feeling good about themselves could be construed as an accurate and useful level of self-criticism.”
“It’s from a survey…,” the young lady began, but I had not finished.
“Furthermore,” I continued,your own personalized bobbleheads from your photo. “24 per cent of people like cooking curry and 24 per cent of pet-owners have had to scale down holiday arrangements because of the pet. You can just see it all happening: these morose dimwits try to make a curry, it turns out badly, they feed it to the pet, which unsurprisingly makes the poor animal ill, and then they have to rush it to the vet for treatment, causing them to miss their holiday flight and they have to made other arrangements.”
“The survey also showed that 35 per cent of parents have zero confidence to pass on to their children,” the young lady continued.
“That’s a new one on me,” I replied. “How does one pass confidence on to one’s children? If one does pass it on, is it liable to inheritance tax? If I passed on my entire confidence to the Beachcomber offspring, Junior and Minimus, could I call it a charitable donation, thereby reducing the tax rate from 40 per cent to 36 per cent, leaving 64 per cent confidence to share between them?”
“I can’t really say…,” she began, and as she couldn’t, I continued myself:
“But how, may I ask,unique items for ear cap from thousands of independent designers. can 35 per cent of parents have no confidence while only 24 per cent never feel good about themselves? Surely if they have no confidence, they should feel bad about it. Of course, 35 per cent of adults have never been married, when it would be understandable that they feel their confidence has been shattered by having children.Compare Apple iPhone headset Bluetooth prices, Yet 35 per cent of people say they like cooking pasta, which is easier than making curry and probably would not make the dog so sick and ruin their holiday plans if they get it wrong. But it is still hard to explain those 11 per cent of parents who have no confidence but still feel good about themselves sometimes.”
“Well I’m told,” the young lady said, “that 11 per cent of women would like expensive jewellery for Valentine’s Day and 11 per cent of women would like a day out shopping. Maybe that would make them feel more confident.”
“Don’t be ridiculous,” I admonished her. How can these wretched pasta-eating, curry-spoiling, holiday-wrecking mothers expect anyone to leave the poisoned dog at home and dash out to buy jewellery?”
“I must confess,” she confessed, “that was one question the Transform Cosmetic Surgery Group did not include in the survey.”
This is the biggest burglary in Chennai in recent times.
On Sunday morning, 65-year-old Chairman Sami,Promotional keychains keep your company logo on the mind of your custom keychain they go. a wholesale grains and groundnuts merchant,we sell dry cabinet and different kind of laboratory equipment in us. arrived at his house in Tondiarpet around 1.15 a.m. Sami and his family had been away on a holiday since Wednesday.
The two-storey house is on Pandalai Salai near Tondiarpet market. The family resides on the first and second floors, while the ground floor is used as a godown
“We opened the front door and went inside. Only when I went to the second floor did I realise that the house had been burgled. Grains were spilled everywhere and all the clothes had been thrown out of the cupboards,” said Mr. Sami.
According to police, the burglars gained entry through the terrace. They forced open the terrace door to the second floor, and then broke the locks of a few other grill doors to gain access to the living area.
“Before I left for Ooty, I locked all the cupboards and then placed the keys in a box and locked it. I then kept the box in a cupboard and locked that too,” said Mr. Sami.
The burglars however, broke open the cupboard that contained the keys.
“They opened the cupboard that had all our jewellery and looted everything. I had kept over 20 sovereigns of jewellery and Rs. 21 lakh in another cupboard, but thankfully that was not touched,” Mr. Sami added.
Police said they believed someone who knew the house and its residents had committed the crime.
“We usually sleep only after 1 a.m., and I often sleep on the terrace. I get up twice in the night to check all the locks. The crime has to have been committed by someone who knew we were not at home,” said Mr. Sami.
Police sniffer dogs and fingerprint experts were pressed into service. However, a police officer said, “The burglars have washed the entire house with water to ensure they left no fingerprints behind.”
“Why should they?” I asked. “After all, 50 per cent of the population are of below average intelligence and, as I am sure you are aware, average intelligence is really not very bright. So 24 per cent of people are in the bottom half of the intellectually sub-standard, which is hardly rocket science quality. So not feeling good about themselves could be construed as an accurate and useful level of self-criticism.”
“It’s from a survey…,” the young lady began, but I had not finished.
“Furthermore,” I continued,your own personalized bobbleheads from your photo. “24 per cent of people like cooking curry and 24 per cent of pet-owners have had to scale down holiday arrangements because of the pet. You can just see it all happening: these morose dimwits try to make a curry, it turns out badly, they feed it to the pet, which unsurprisingly makes the poor animal ill, and then they have to rush it to the vet for treatment, causing them to miss their holiday flight and they have to made other arrangements.”
“The survey also showed that 35 per cent of parents have zero confidence to pass on to their children,” the young lady continued.
“That’s a new one on me,” I replied. “How does one pass confidence on to one’s children? If one does pass it on, is it liable to inheritance tax? If I passed on my entire confidence to the Beachcomber offspring, Junior and Minimus, could I call it a charitable donation, thereby reducing the tax rate from 40 per cent to 36 per cent, leaving 64 per cent confidence to share between them?”
“I can’t really say…,” she began, and as she couldn’t, I continued myself:
“But how, may I ask,unique items for ear cap from thousands of independent designers. can 35 per cent of parents have no confidence while only 24 per cent never feel good about themselves? Surely if they have no confidence, they should feel bad about it. Of course, 35 per cent of adults have never been married, when it would be understandable that they feel their confidence has been shattered by having children.Compare Apple iPhone headset Bluetooth prices, Yet 35 per cent of people say they like cooking pasta, which is easier than making curry and probably would not make the dog so sick and ruin their holiday plans if they get it wrong. But it is still hard to explain those 11 per cent of parents who have no confidence but still feel good about themselves sometimes.”
“Well I’m told,” the young lady said, “that 11 per cent of women would like expensive jewellery for Valentine’s Day and 11 per cent of women would like a day out shopping. Maybe that would make them feel more confident.”
“Don’t be ridiculous,” I admonished her. How can these wretched pasta-eating, curry-spoiling, holiday-wrecking mothers expect anyone to leave the poisoned dog at home and dash out to buy jewellery?”
“I must confess,” she confessed, “that was one question the Transform Cosmetic Surgery Group did not include in the survey.”
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